Food As Sex Toys
by Ms. Sophia of www.phonesexmasturbatrix.com
Playing with food in bed is something that nearly everyone has tried at one point or another. The difference between your average "player with food" and an outright "food fetishist" is simply a matter of degree.
So it's no wonder that people who have food fetish fantasies often begin living out their fantasies by turning food into toys. It's something that's easy to do by yourself, and it's also not something that's hard to talk your partner into doing with you, either.
Let's talk, then, about the many ways you can use food during your sexy times!
Phallic-Shaped Foods for Penetration
I'm sure everyone has heard of--if not tried--using phallic-shaped food items for masturbation. Things like bananas, cucumbers, zucchini, and so forth make excellent tools for penetration (provided they're covered in a condom, of course). Using fruits and vegetables this way is something that's stereotypically associated with women, but we're certainly not the only ones who do it! Many men use them for penetration as well. In fact, I'd bet that for most men, a fruit or vegetable was the first thing they used for that purpose, aside from perhaps their fingers.
Using food as penetration toys doesn't have to be limited to masturbation sessions, either. It can be just as exciting (or more so!) with a partner.
Sweet, Sticky, and Oily Foods for Licking and for Lubrication
Another thing that I'm sure everyone has tried is incorporating yummy foods like whipped cream, chocolate syrup, or anything along those lines into their foreplay with a partner. The only thing better than licking your partner's bare skin is licking a yummy food off of it!
Along similar lines is the use of food items as lubrication, either for masturbation or for sex with a partner. Things like butter or cooking oil make excellent lubes, especially for anal sex. (Don't use them with condoms, though! The oil will break down the latex.) They also make nice, long-lasting lubes for masturbation, particularly if you're indulging in some edging or guided masturbation. They last much longer than regular water-based lubes, which means you won't have to interrupt your fun to re-apply lubricant nearly as often.
Plus, you can be more adventurous with using food as lube than simply sticking to butter and oil and the like. Squished-up banana, for example, is very slippery, as are the insides of other fruits, like peaches.
Oh, and speaking of fruits, there are a number of things that make wonderful male masturbation toys as well, and certain fruits are among these things. I'm sure most men have imagined cutting a hole in the side of a melon and fucking it, even if they've never been brave enough to actually try it! And as the movie American Pie so hilariously pointed out, a warm (not hot!) pie can serve the same purpose.
Actually, one of my favorite things to have a guy do for me is to purchase a jar of natural peanut butter. You know, the kind that has to be stirred before you eat it because the oil isn't mixed in with the rest of the peanut butter? Anyway, after he buys it and gets it home, I like to have him scoop out some space in the center of the peanut butter, let some of the oil drip down into the hole, and hold the jar still and fuck that peanut butter like his life depends on it!
What are your favorite ways to use foods for your food fantasies?
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