Would you like to "spice" up your masturbation? Want to yank on the big zucchini? Why don't you add some food fetish play to your calls with your sexy Femdom? I love coming up with interesting, fun ways to add food to our sexy fun!
I know how much you love a warm cream pie, how about adding some sweet whipped cream and a cherry on top? Speaking of cherries, are you one of my cocksucking sluts who can tie a knot in a cherry stem? No? Well, we should teach you don't you think?
And still on cherries... how about we pop yours with a nice selection of produce? I'm sure you can take this carrot, you might even be able to take this long English cucumber, but what about an acorn squash? Oh, we might need to work up to that!
For your stroking pleasure - and mine! - how about we find some "unusual" lube. Extra Virgin Olive Oil? Well, it won't be extra or virgin after we're done! You know how much I love to use toothpaste for some CBT play. And I'm sure you've tried the chocolate sauce - it is so slick, and so yummy to lick up after!
Every man's fucked a warm apple pie, haven't they? We should try some new desserts - like a banana or a melon. You'll stick your dick in anything, won't you - typical stroke-a-holic. The best part is, when you're all done fucking it, you can eat it, and get such a wonderful creamy treat!