Sexy Food Play

by Ms. Delia of www.foodfetishfantasies.com

In general, Ms. Delia will never tell you not to play with your food. Fetish food play is a lot more than 9 1/2 Weeks – covering a strawberry with whipped cream and honey, licking it sensuously and letting it drizzle over your body to find every crack and crevice.  To begin with, get up close and personal with your food.

Of course, you can go with the obvious – cucumbers, zucchinis, kielbasa and hot dogs, anything phallic, really, to practice how to suck cock and open up that ass for my strap-on dildo! That’s fun, for sure, but so pedestrian. Let’s see if we can come up with some more… interesting ways to play with your food.

Foods for Masturbation

Let’s start with masturbation food play. Pastry is always fun. Grab a Twinkie and slide your hard throbbing cock inside that creamy filling. Feeling a little classier (huh, imagine that, a classy slut!)? How about a Bavarian Cream doughnut – or a salute to my hometown, the Boston Creme! The filling works so well as lubricant, doesn’t it? And of course, you can always go with a classic apple pie – just don’t make the mistake of heating it in the microwave first.

Speaking of fruits, grab a melon or a citrus fruit for some extra tingle. It’s so much more fun than your Fleshlight. If you prefer to eat your fruit at breakfast, try a banana – you can jerk off with the peel! What feels so much better is if you only eat about half of it. Notice the shape? Sort of meant to be, don’t you think?

Cum Eating for Really Sexy Food Play

Speaking of breakfast, how about some cum eating food play? Run out of icing for that danish? One of the best calls I ever had was with a cum eater who frosted his cinnamon rolls with cum. Yummy! In addition, you can always make your own café au lait – or should that be café au cum? Make like a barista and you can put little creamy designs in your coffee! Finally, after a hard day at work, why don’t you make yourself a nice “cock”tail – with some cold cum cubes. Mmmmmmm, sounds refreshing!